Final Quote Post.

so yes, this is indeed the final post of quotes from LOS.10.1. about time, I know. so, without further ado... QUOTES!

"My parents are just CEOs." -Christian

"Connie and Kian, sitting on the grass. The only rhyme i can think of is ass." -Maggie

"It's some hardcore partying." -Maggie
"Hand jobs, black people music, we got it all." -Christian

"That is so not what a paramecium looks like, that's a piece of cauliflower." -Maggie
"He has a hairdo, shut up." -Miranda

"It's like fluffy, one syllable!" -Edward

"You would make a terrible golden retriever." -Rhett

"You guys are smart, you can figure it out." -George (TA)
"You've been grading our tests for two weeks, you should know that's not true." -Rhett

"Isn't it boring to always say two things?" -Dr. B
"...So we say three things." -Edward

"of course I know not to ride a Mormon!" -Gillian

"Gee, you are so gangster" -Dr. B

"How are your problems?" -Dr. B
"Problematic." -Miranda

"The solution that you prepare very day is..." -Dr. B
"Soy Sauce!" -Steven

"There's no appropriate way to put this, but if you can somehow get the shirt off of her..." -Dane (RA)

"I definitely want to be a part of this, mostly because I want to slap your ass." -Christian

"...Fucking Konichiwa miso soup eating fucking yellowtail..." -Edward

"Am I just the standard measurement for homosexuality?" -Rhett

"What's viagra for asian people?" -Miranda
"Naked pictures of Arnold Schwartzeneggar" -Rhett

"You're like Edgar Allen Poe, but for raping people." -Rhett

"I'm going to truck you" -Edward
"I approve that trucking" -George (TA)

"Short people can pretend to be real people too" -Rhett

"Put it in your pants and shake it!" -Gilbert

"I'm pantsless too!" -Maggie

"If you have both a k and a z in your name, you are either a communist or really awesome." -Rhett

"Animals are just piles of jello around harder piles of jello. unless you're a shark , then it is just jello but more awesome." -Rhett

"Bondage time is different than bonding time" -Kian

"Why can nobody ever spell ORGY?" -Simon

"This is a science class, we have no room for biology here!" -Rhett.

And some Electrical Engineering quotes, as reported by Dani:

"I think pikachu hit puberty" -Mica

"I like the word abhor." -Dex
"It has whore in it." -Mica

"what's a speed u?" -William

"Slap her with your tail, then she'll be shocked!" -Andrew

"So, Dexo..." -Everyone

"what dignity?" -Mica

"I don't say amusing things all the time." -Dex

"Get OFF me!" -Dex

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the quotes I have for you all.

I Like You. I Love You. I CTY You.

condensed ramblings, and quotes!!!

bluurghh, summer's almost over. except it isn't really. I'm in that sort of limbo right now where you want to do summer things but you know you should start thinking about school things and its gross. I still have three books and two chapters of history to read, chemistry things to memorize, and other annoying things.

but on a positive note, having a driver's license is fun!

And because i am procrastinating from aforementioned school things, here are a bunch of quotes!

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"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back, I just set off the fire alarm." -Dex

"It's like a voodoo machine. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't." -George (TA)

"You think your hall is sex crazed? look at our hall!" -Rachel

"I love that man. he's so large and comfortable." -Jane

"These aren't potatoes. they are the souls of children, and some oil." -Miranda

"It turns me on. like a light switch in a dark room." -Connie

"So if you had an antiques store on the moon, your clocks wouldn't work?" -David

"Calculus is just a really complicated way to lie to people" -Dr.B

"I thought Bulbasaur was a dinosaur" -Gillian

"Dammit, I can't find a communist anywhere!" -Miranda

"You're you, and I'm me, and clearly there is a difference between us, mainly what we choose to gird our loins with." -Rhett

"I'm a strong, silent type." -Gillian
"Who wears his mother's shirts." -Lydia

"How wonderful! the day none of us are wearing pants is the day we get to enjoy frozen yogurt!" -Rhett

"Dear ugly girls and ugly boys..." -Dr.B

"Miranda, what did I say about raping?" -Emily
"It's only ok if we're inside." -Miranda

"That makes earthquake, pickle juice, and sound really similar" -Dr. B

"Japan is full of Asians" -Rhett

"Are you sniping me?" -Edward
"Yes." -Dr. B

"Soda blood- maybe vampires love it, but you certainly do not because your circulation stops." -Dr. B

"We are all babies of stars!" -Dr. B

"I'd just like to make an announcement... or question... Who doesn't have pants?" -George (TA)

"That will be like really bad. that would be like terrorism." -Dr. B

"BP is kinda between to groups of really angry people with nukes." -Rhett

"Oh! It has a uterus! oh wait, no, it doesn't have a uterus." -Rachel

"Mirror is not that smart." -Dr. B

"I don't have any cool descendants." -Jane

"Welcome to CTY, where we all look atrocious." -Louisa

"It's something you use to build a house..." -?
"Amish people?" -Polina

"Dude, you're the one with the talking hippo." -Emily

"Stop throwing letters at me, I'm not the word of the day!" -Miranda

"You can't bang my bangs!" -Miranda

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sorry for the delay in posting these, the abomination that is my room kinda ate the quotebook. but its ok, it finally threw it up today, nice and intact. there's really only one big batch of quotes left, those will come up soon. I promise!

also, CTYers: pctyd is new and shiny gogogogogo! not sure if the redirect has finished yet, but for now: http://postctydepression.com/phpBB3/

Moar Quotes.

"'The purpose of this lab was to show that we are just small specks in an uncaring universe' 'Thank you, we were just putting potatoes in salt water, but thank you.'" -Rhett

"I see you like blowing bubbles. Hi. I'm Bubbles." -Kian

"What about reproduction?" -Maggie
"I like reproduction!" -Gilbert
"What about conception?" -Edward

"Did some leaf guy just randomly walk by?" -Pancho

"How would the dog make babies?" -Miranda
"That's a good question. Perhaps through the same... let's not continue this." -Dr. B

"I have a donut in my armpit." -Jason Boring

"Aren't they squishy?" -Miranda
"What, baby butts? Baby butts are squishy." -Edward
"You pedophile!" -Miranda

"I'm really tempted to get up at two in the morning and learn how to use a urinal." -Maggie

"It wasn't even scary the first time. It's just a severed arm." -Lydia

"I could be such a terrorist, just jumping, shaking the earth." -Dr. B [GRAVITATIONAL TERRORISM]

"A pilot wants to fly... He doesn't want to anymore." -Dr. B

"They've got a rack of biggies in the back!" -Connie

"Next time you have a dream, can you invite me?" -Jane

"She is like a koala bear, and I'm a Eucalyptus tree!" -Connie

"I'm a puppy, I lick people I love!" -Miranda

"Either I have extremely short legs, or my urethra is in my belly button." -Miranda

"I knew an otter once. You remind me of him." -RA Richard

"Why do you get to be Beyonce? I have a bigger butt than you do!" -Miranda

"I do have turf. The ground is turf." -Dex

Be patient, and more quotes will follow! you can't have them all at once!

In Which I Tell You Quotes.

So here you go Rhett. Some more quotes. That's it.

"Stone, Stone, where do you roam? From one hand into the other. is it here? Is it there? look at cupcake standing in the middle!" -Everyone [I don't really understand this one. According to Dex/Mica/Dani/etc. it is funny. I'll take their word for it.]

"Singing...Hair...Justin Bieber!" -Mica

"The world is a meme. Facebook is a meme. Facebook is the world!" -Josh

"I am a lesbian at heart." -Dani

"Pancho, you have dinner meds!"
"no I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
[next morning]
"Chris, I have breakfast meds!"
"no you don't!"
"yes I do!" -Pancho/Chris

"Sweet Jesus on a waffle cone!" -Rhett

"Stick your face to the window and see if she looks!"-Alex
"That is a good strategy" -Random Person

"This is the most bizarre thing I have ever done" -Mica
"You need to get out more" -Dex

"She's Jating Dohn Wise!" -Connie

"How many times have you hit yourself with poi?" -Molly/Alex
"I'm never having kids again" -Dex

"Chartreuse is like the green of pink" -?

"When your finger clicks computer key..." -Dr. B
"Computer key clicks your finger?" -Edward
"In Soviet Russia..." -Everyone.

More to come soon! be patient.

It's time now, to sing out, though the story never ends. Let's celebrate, remember a year in the life of friends.

So uh, this is it I guess. This is really the end. It feels like a chapter in my life is coming to an end, a really important one. But at the same time, like when reading a good book, I feel ready to turn the page and see what happens next. In a few hours at least. For now I'm dragging out the amazingness of my last few hours, with a bunch of my fellow nevermores and nomores, munching junk food with the curtains duct taped shut so patrolling ras won't see our cellphones and iPods orbhear us talking. Not that we'd care much if they did. We are at the end of our time here. It's time to let a new group of kids take our place at the center of cty, raving and dancing and singing and laughing and living and loving. So I think I'm ready now. It's time for me to give my final speeches, say my final gooodbyes, to move into the new chapter if my life. And who knows, maybe I will find something just as amaIng to replace cty, but never in my heart. You guys will always have a spot there. So thank you for everything, to anyone who ever helped make my experiences as wonderful as they have been. These past four summers have been the best thing I've ever had. I will never forget this.

This is going to look so incoherent wheni read this later. Quotes will be coming soon guys.

Traditions, and quotes

So a lot of you know that while I am a cty traditionalist, I am not usually one to lament theloss of traditions too much. Yes, it is nice to see them live on, and yes, I will teach them to anyone who will listen, but I don't feel a need to force the next generations to carry them out, since I won't be here to see it anyway. So I am totally fine with the fact that many people this session don't want to participate in traditions such as It's the End of the World as We Know It and everything, or that some minor canon songs aren't being played. If the new generations aren't into it, it's their loss.
What I am not cool with is the blatant trampling and dishonoring of some of the most important traditions by many people, even including some ras. sure, the guy in the gilly (sp?) suit is funny sometimes. But when people start interrupting other peoples views of the raving during sandstorm, or running around in the middle of the American pie circle, it isn't funny anymore. It is just rude. Some if it can be put down to ignorance of traditions, in which case I understand. But I really think people need to learn tht there is a line between a funny joke and a disrespectful action. I know we can't force people to do traditions, and i don't want to. But i do want people to respect those of us who do participate. it really means a lot to us, and this session has been so fabulous so far, I just hope people realize it and make it even better.

Let's end it on a lighter note with some more quotes, shall we?

"you cut the baby!" -Edward

"you kill bacteria when you go poo!" -Miranda

"a scapular (sp?) ? I thought that was for dissecting frogs!" -Alex

"what was that word? Nihilism? It says here that its synonym is terrorism." -Alex

"isn't Palestinian like a dinosaur?" -Alex

"thick? Like dick with a th?" -Alex (this guy is a goldmine)

"in my country, showers don't do this." -pancho

"has anyone ever tried connecting a multimeter to fire?" -Andrew

The Midpoint

So yesterday was the first time I had been on the Internet in over a week. I feel so accomplished. Except that it was only because I couldn't get wifi to work. (thanks Rhett, beeteedubs).
So anyway, this is basically the turning point of the session, where I start dreading the end instead of waiting for the good stuff to start. (for anyone who reads this who isn't dex, let me remind you that I am at nerdcamp right now. Sitting in study hall, in fact, but I don't really have anything to do at the moment. And I was reading Dexielle's blog earlier, so I decided to do something slightly productive ish.)
moving on. This ending is particularly sad to me, since it is so final. But at the same time, I'm also feeling kind of glad to be moving on. It's weird, but I feel like I'm moving I to a new, older chapter of my life, and that CTY is soon going to belong to the chapter I am leaving behind. But that isn't to say that I will be moving past CTY completely. I most certainly won't be. I'll miss it, I'll spend way more time on pctyd than necessary. But, as I think I have mentioned elsewhere, I'm not going to have some gaping, unfillable hole in me. The amazingness that is this session, with my wonderful hall and class and all the new memories I am making, will eventually become a warm fuzzy feeling I can enjoy fondly. But right now, my mind is more than a wee bit confused about some things. A lot of those are physics related. But also just about my feelings in general, about where I stand with certain people, and about what I will do now.
This post really has no sense. So I'll end it with a few quotes fromthe quotebook. More will come in the future, probably after CTY. (also, let's see how long it takes dex to realize I've actually postdoctoral (I'm not entirely sure what I must have typed for it to autocorrect to postdoctoral but I mean posted. I'm leaving that there though.) this, since he isthe only one who cares anyway.)

"you're creepy? I'm creepy too! Nice to meet you!" -Dani

"what is two? Miles per second? Meters per century?" -Dr. B

"these are four small mathematical turtles." -Dr. B

"three meters across my ass" -Edward
"you have a big ass." -Miranda

"hey, that's fair!" -David

"it's a Jesus stick!" -Miranda

"I'll take a picture of it and tell people it's a really fat person" -Alex
"with two heads?" -others in pop culture

"I want cry!" -Dr. B

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so its been a while since i've written anything. I really intend to update this regularly someday. but right now I am just really pissed off, and need to vent. to my non existent audience. hello, people of the interwebs.

Reasons why Maggie is pissed off:

I'm pissed off that I put things off so late.
I'm pissed off that people think it is fun to ruin things others are working hard on.
I'm pissed off that said people don't seem to realize how much of jerks they are being.
I'm pissed off that people can't drive properly.
I'm pissed off that people can't take responsibility for their actions
I'm pissed off that they can't see that these actions have consequences for others besides themselves.
I'm pissed off that a day can go from so great to so awful so quickly.

I'm pissed off at lots of other things too.

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Happy Now Dex?

So Dex was bugging me about blogging more. I probably won't post very often. (plus, I'm fairly sure nobody else reads this much.) but I'm posting now.

So finals are very yuck. I can't seem to focus on studying and even though I think I'll do ok, I'm still worried. blargh.

this post isn't very substantial. so I'll include the monologue that I had to write and have to perform Thursday for my drama final. (which i still haven't memorized :/ )

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Hey, can we talk? It’s kind of important. Just give me one minute, okay? I just want to tell you that- you are a wonderfully amazing human being. And no, I’m not trying to be creepy. I just think that you are worth so much more than you give yourself credit for. You’re beautiful, intelligent, you have so much potential- so why are you wasting your life like this? You say the whole world is useless, that love doesn’t exist, that no one cares whether you are alive- open your eyes! People care. The world really doesn’t suck all that much. And maybe you just aren’t looking for love in the right places. Just stop wallowing in your self pity. Stop acting like no one else could possibly understand you. Because we can. And we do. Just because one day sucks doesn’t mean that the next one can’t be better. So put down the drugs and the alcohol. They might numb the pain, but the aren’t going to make it go away. Try meeting some good people. The ones who really know how to live, how to enjoy their lives. Try listening for a change, instead of whining about how horrible things are. I promise you, life will get better. You just have to let it.

[yes, I know it sucks. shuddup. It meets the requirements]