Final Quote Post.

so yes, this is indeed the final post of quotes from LOS.10.1. about time, I know. so, without further ado... QUOTES!

"My parents are just CEOs." -Christian

"Connie and Kian, sitting on the grass. The only rhyme i can think of is ass." -Maggie

"It's some hardcore partying." -Maggie
"Hand jobs, black people music, we got it all." -Christian

"That is so not what a paramecium looks like, that's a piece of cauliflower." -Maggie
"He has a hairdo, shut up." -Miranda

"It's like fluffy, one syllable!" -Edward

"You would make a terrible golden retriever." -Rhett

"You guys are smart, you can figure it out." -George (TA)
"You've been grading our tests for two weeks, you should know that's not true." -Rhett

"Isn't it boring to always say two things?" -Dr. B
"...So we say three things." -Edward

"of course I know not to ride a Mormon!" -Gillian

"Gee, you are so gangster" -Dr. B

"How are your problems?" -Dr. B
"Problematic." -Miranda

"The solution that you prepare very day is..." -Dr. B
"Soy Sauce!" -Steven

"There's no appropriate way to put this, but if you can somehow get the shirt off of her..." -Dane (RA)

"I definitely want to be a part of this, mostly because I want to slap your ass." -Christian

"...Fucking Konichiwa miso soup eating fucking yellowtail..." -Edward

"Am I just the standard measurement for homosexuality?" -Rhett

"What's viagra for asian people?" -Miranda
"Naked pictures of Arnold Schwartzeneggar" -Rhett

"You're like Edgar Allen Poe, but for raping people." -Rhett

"I'm going to truck you" -Edward
"I approve that trucking" -George (TA)

"Short people can pretend to be real people too" -Rhett

"Put it in your pants and shake it!" -Gilbert

"I'm pantsless too!" -Maggie

"If you have both a k and a z in your name, you are either a communist or really awesome." -Rhett

"Animals are just piles of jello around harder piles of jello. unless you're a shark , then it is just jello but more awesome." -Rhett

"Bondage time is different than bonding time" -Kian

"Why can nobody ever spell ORGY?" -Simon

"This is a science class, we have no room for biology here!" -Rhett.

And some Electrical Engineering quotes, as reported by Dani:

"I think pikachu hit puberty" -Mica

"I like the word abhor." -Dex
"It has whore in it." -Mica

"what's a speed u?" -William

"Slap her with your tail, then she'll be shocked!" -Andrew

"So, Dexo..." -Everyone

"what dignity?" -Mica

"I don't say amusing things all the time." -Dex

"Get OFF me!" -Dex

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the quotes I have for you all.

I Like You. I Love You. I CTY You.

condensed ramblings, and quotes!!!

bluurghh, summer's almost over. except it isn't really. I'm in that sort of limbo right now where you want to do summer things but you know you should start thinking about school things and its gross. I still have three books and two chapters of history to read, chemistry things to memorize, and other annoying things.

but on a positive note, having a driver's license is fun!

And because i am procrastinating from aforementioned school things, here are a bunch of quotes!

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"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back, I just set off the fire alarm." -Dex

"It's like a voodoo machine. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't." -George (TA)

"You think your hall is sex crazed? look at our hall!" -Rachel

"I love that man. he's so large and comfortable." -Jane

"These aren't potatoes. they are the souls of children, and some oil." -Miranda

"It turns me on. like a light switch in a dark room." -Connie

"So if you had an antiques store on the moon, your clocks wouldn't work?" -David

"Calculus is just a really complicated way to lie to people" -Dr.B

"I thought Bulbasaur was a dinosaur" -Gillian

"Dammit, I can't find a communist anywhere!" -Miranda

"You're you, and I'm me, and clearly there is a difference between us, mainly what we choose to gird our loins with." -Rhett

"I'm a strong, silent type." -Gillian
"Who wears his mother's shirts." -Lydia

"How wonderful! the day none of us are wearing pants is the day we get to enjoy frozen yogurt!" -Rhett

"Dear ugly girls and ugly boys..." -Dr.B

"Miranda, what did I say about raping?" -Emily
"It's only ok if we're inside." -Miranda

"That makes earthquake, pickle juice, and sound really similar" -Dr. B

"Japan is full of Asians" -Rhett

"Are you sniping me?" -Edward
"Yes." -Dr. B

"Soda blood- maybe vampires love it, but you certainly do not because your circulation stops." -Dr. B

"We are all babies of stars!" -Dr. B

"I'd just like to make an announcement... or question... Who doesn't have pants?" -George (TA)

"That will be like really bad. that would be like terrorism." -Dr. B

"BP is kinda between to groups of really angry people with nukes." -Rhett

"Oh! It has a uterus! oh wait, no, it doesn't have a uterus." -Rachel

"Mirror is not that smart." -Dr. B

"I don't have any cool descendants." -Jane

"Welcome to CTY, where we all look atrocious." -Louisa

"It's something you use to build a house..." -?
"Amish people?" -Polina

"Dude, you're the one with the talking hippo." -Emily

"Stop throwing letters at me, I'm not the word of the day!" -Miranda

"You can't bang my bangs!" -Miranda

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sorry for the delay in posting these, the abomination that is my room kinda ate the quotebook. but its ok, it finally threw it up today, nice and intact. there's really only one big batch of quotes left, those will come up soon. I promise!

also, CTYers: pctyd is new and shiny gogogogogo! not sure if the redirect has finished yet, but for now: http://postctydepression.com/phpBB3/